Urination in Public
Cuys
Roof dogs
Dogs wearing clothing because, duh, "hace frio"
Neon light license plate frames
Have to pay 1 sol for a to-go box
Instant coffee
Chagas disease, obviously
Speaking perfect Spanish and getting completely ignored
Obeying stoplights, yet completely disregarding stop signs
...and many more to come I'm sure.
Here we go...
Waking up to reggaeton and gospel karaoke.
African-(South)American Santas
Having drip showers, but not drip coffee. Isn't Columbia next door?
Waking up and realizing that the water was shut off in the whole city because the reservoir was low. Gotta wait until the river fills it up again. Fan-freakin'-tastic.